(Originally to be posted July 22, 2011)
At home I only blow my nose with old T-shirts because the fibers from tissue irritate me.
I ‘drink’ chocolate milk with a spoon -as in I eat it out the glass.
I can sleep with my eyes open
I have no memories prior to five years old
I don’t have any credit cards
I still have never done it in a car
At least twice a week, I dress up in some costume
I’ve smoked weed twice
In High School I shop lifted some Lip Smackers.
I’ve never eaten a piece of pork in any way shape or form
I have gotten tipsy over a work lunch break
I haven’t sat in a tub in over 10 years
I’ve never dated two guys at the same time (though I’ve thought about it)
I can have a horrible mouth sometimes
I’ve made up a couple of songs about RG that I sing when he’s not home because I miss him…….